Sunday, February 17, 2013

An imaginary conversation

A customer walks in to the store and speaks to the clerk:
Customer: Do you have any yellow enamel paint?
Clerk: What kind of yellow?
Customer: A pale, butter yellow.
Clerk: What is it for?
Customer: The eye of a merganser.
...there is a pause...
Clerk: Then you won't be needing very much.

1 comment:

  1. He was supposed to say: "No, I think you want more of a marigold".